August 24, 2014
We've all read stories where the hero is a drunk, but have you ever read a story where the hero is drunkenness ITSELF? Sorry if I just BLEW YOUR MIND!
I guess he would just be like those Saint Bernard dogs that would go around with a barrel of whiskey to trapped avalanche victims, but apparently that is just a myth, so this would be better than that. For some reason. I don't know why exactly.