April 18, 2014
Sometimes these things just come to you, and you can tell that once you get your idea out into the world, good things will come to you. So I will be waiting by the phone for that inevitable phone call from success: "Hello, this is success calling. We need to talk about your amazing idea to dress large animals in simple American-made clothing! I need you on the next plane to Rich-ville, USA!"
Okay, fine. I just wanted to draw an elk in a tank-top, maybe it's not the best idea. Why are you always ruining these things for me?